Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 02, 2021

Eye bleach, please.

AAAARGHH! Did we have to see this? WHY? WHY!

At least light a match.

That ought to wipe the smile off their… faces. :D

Words to live by… and wash your hands!

Good advice.

Back in the days when I used a car instead of a computer to commute to work, I would often get cut off by some idiot. I’d have a spit second of anger and then laugh and shake my head with the thought, “Some people can’t get through the day without proving what assholes they are. Some even jump on the first opportunity that presents itself.”

I don’t allow other peoples actions to decide how I want to feel. If I get angry, it’s because I chose to. Most times I just get self-righteous, “Boy, I’m sure glad I don’t look like that.”

I’M BLIND!

Aunty, thank you for your special wisdom pontificated from a very special place.

Everybody is at least perceived as an A hole and at least once a day. What we need to do is to try NOT to be A holes all at the same time.

And if you are the toilet paper, try at least to be 3-ply.

I found there is a certain pleasure to watching someone out ahole a ahole

WTMI!**Way Too Much Information.

Aunty’s Game of Thrones…

Calling some people a**holes is an insult to self-respecting colorectal cancers everywhere. #JustSaying

Couldn’t you at lease wait until you were done before you imparted that bit of wisdom. The message was lost in the view.

Toilet paper or the toilet

We’ve seen Aunty on several occasions in her underwear, and now like this. With fear and terror in my heart, I can only ask, How long before Ged decides to go full-frontal on us?