Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 18, 2021

Hey, I feel that way, too.

Champagne taste on a beer budget.

C’mon, Aunty, you know Sharper Image and What on Earth carry absolutely useless stuff. . .I mean, seriously, a vertical waffle iron? mugs with mustaches? black cat’s eyes’ glasses for peeling onions?

and my wife is just a poor woman…

I’ve been both.

AKA: A Champagne appetite and a 5L box wine purse.

I was born poor and have most of it left.

Burglars break into my house to leave me stuff.

Now that’s rich.

NATIONAL ICE CREAM DAY folks. ENJOY. I’M “HOOKED” ON OLD FASHION CHURN VANILLA, SPOON FED BY LOVELY YOUNG LASS. DON’T WAKE ME.

I’m a slender fellow in a fat body.

I have champagne tastes and a tap water budget.

I have a Champagne, Filet Mignon & Truffles appetite with a Beer & Beanie Weenies budget.