Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 14, 2021

Just to be clear about this “alleged” statement, it’s not the CIA that “hacks” your “devices,” it’s the NSA that does that!! Though I can neither confirm or deny that assertion!!

;-)

The paint job on that car looks like something from the 60s.

How are the CIA’s burgers? Should I get their fries?

Also apparently, the CIA doesn’t want to sell you burgers, either!

Shouldn’t that be MI5 or MI6?

It’s why we walk in.

@FreyjaRN

In my area (Peoples Republic of Michigan), The inside is closed – only the drive thru is open.

I gotta say, they’ve learned and are quite efficient now. But, gone are the days of popping in just to the use their bathrooms.

Depending on where one goes, “No pickles” or whatever translates to extra.

Never order something special in the drive-thru…

No Pickles???? Opal and Earl are going to be very upset!

As “Bloom County” once said: “Threzz hazzmburgurrzzz, thrzz frizzzzez, and three pepzggiezz…”

The CIA has nothing on Google when it comes to electronic surveillance.

Having typed the above sentence means that I will now be accosted with ads for electronic surveillance equipment for the next three weeks,

You’re lucky to get a burger with all that static.

You know what the CIA and McDonald’s employees have in common? Neither of them care what you are saying. Honestly, if the government hacked my kindle and used the alexa mic to listen to everything we are saying in this house, I would be more offended by the waste of government resources involved in paying someone to listen to my toddler’s fart jokes than I would be bothered by the invasion of privacy.

Well about the pickles that’s what you get for going to McDonald’s! With their hamburgers at last 3 months!

should have been Jack in the Box

Good One!

It’s like the lyrics in their song say:

“Special Orders don’t upset us. They Infuriate us.”

You can’t always get what you wantBut if you try sometime you findits even worse at the drive thru