Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 15, 2022

And we only have three rooms.

Unless Wally’s not allowed free range in their own home, or Aunty is constantly rearranging furniture without him, he’s in deep trouble.

Thoughts? I get lost in my thought!

My thoughts wander, no wonder my mind gets lost

I got lost in my thoughts once. Then my wife wanted to know who Cindy was.

My thoughts confuse me, especially when I’m asleep.

When my mind wanders, it sometimes bring back souvenirs.

My mind is like a cat: it goes out wandering at night and sometimes comes back in the morning and if it does it looks worse for the wear. I am not sure I want to know where it’s been.

I will not make a political joke.

I will not make a political joke.

Dang, this is hard…….

When I walk around the house, I have to keep a map with me.

I got half a mind to think about that!

I used to know a woman who could get lost in her own living room.