Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 29, 2022

oooohhhhh yes!

I wouldn’t mind giving it a try to see how it goes.

The eternal pessimist…

Yes. I wait for the other shoe to drop.

They must have started paying your cartoonist.

Ignorance is not bliss, ignorance is confidence. People who haven’t got a clue about what is going on are most secure in their beliefs that what they are doing is right.

So if everything is going right, it may be that you have no idea that anything is going wrong.

nope. paid my dues, it’s about time things started to go right…

Always be suspicious and expect calamities. You’ll be right more times than not.

Oh, yeah!! Went and got my nails don yesterday, pulled out of the parking lot and crashed into another car. The day went downhill after that, but the policeman was very nice.

I wouldn’t know…….

My approach Aunty, is to never get too giddy!

I do every day.

Should it ever happen, I think I’d enjoy it while I can.

I can’t be suspicious, my life’s never good

Actually, that is a corollary to Murphy’s Law. If all seems well, then you obviously overlooked something.

Oh, yes. Every time I get all the bills paid and can afford a splurge, then soon after, something expensively bad happens.

Yes. It’s never too late to get kicked in the ass

Especially if it starts going WELL

It’s ya guilty conscience reminding you…