Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 14, 2022

At least you’re doing.

The lament of the mimosas delivery person!

Just persist, and one of us will shrivel up. Then you’ll find what kind of Acid I am. (Mimotannic)

Hire a “breakfast taco” to help: he can do the work of delivering your trees and then you can eat him…

Yah, if you ask “How are you doing” you should be prepared to hear anything and everything.

only THREE mimosas ????

Yesterday it was coffee. Today it’s booze. And…you’ve been known to be a week late in your work delivery. I suspect a problem.

If there isn’t any Mimosas will some Screwdrivers make due?

Send me your hungry, your tired, your oppressed…

Go to bed earlier, fix some food every once in a while and call AA.

Who asked?

Have some caffeine. Works.

Many people don’t want to answer that question – at least not truthfully. I’ve learned it’s better to say, “I hope you’re doing well.”

Go out with a female friend, and be a Lady who Lushes.

Oh, and I’m also very Grouchy due to a lack of Mimosas.