Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 25, 2022

Ouch.

Whoa, Nelly! Will this turn out to be a typically macabre Aunty Acid story? Is it in the nature of “The Lottery,” by Shirley Jackson?

https://summarystory.com/the-lottery/the-lottery-short-summary/

Or, modeled after “The Lottery in Babylon,” by Jorge Luis Borges?

https://interestingliterature.com/2021/05/jorge-luis-borges-the-lottery-in-babylon-summary-analysis/

Either one, it seems to be the way this country is heading. And which state will institute such a lottery first?

Love it

She might feel that way. Me, I’m keeping my hubby.

My ex-wife won the lottery too. She won a house, half of my income and two kids. It’s called divorce.

Yup. Sounds legit, in this fallen era.

With that kind of windfall, I would prefer to leave and get a new place that I can maintain myself without having to nag him for help.

Happy day for him – he’ll get half and rid of her… Girlfriend will be happy also.

♪♫ Community Property… ♪♫ ッ

That’s the problem with today’s “comedians”, they’re just not funny. Phyllis Diller she isn’t.

Ba da bing!

Hmmmm, can husbands get alimony?

That’s why I play lotto.