Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 10, 2022

Heaven. Not here. Same goes for the other side

I guess the same place where you find girls who won’t do the same.

Most ladies would sympathize. How to apprise such guys? As I surmise:

Don’t criticize, but don’t patronize. Don’t chastise or lionize. Your potential partner in paradise may appear to great surprise, before your eyes.

On the other hand, Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

In your dreams!

They may be searching girls who won’t ruin their lives, so be sure to get in their scope.

I found mine at alt.callahans, a virtual bar.

I’d love to hear Walt’s take on this, Aunty.

In a cemetery.

Arlo is already taken

At the funeral home.

i thought auntie was married. why is she trying to meet guys…?

Aunty, those guys are the ones who are ruining some other woman’s life, and having their lives ruined in return.

Where can you meet ladies who don’t two time their husbands, Dirty Aunty?

I met mine at a bar. We married 7months later and it lasted almost 23yrs until he unexpectedly passed away 16 years ago. I haven’t bothered to look since.

Where ever your husband and his wife aren’t around…

Aunty, you’re sounding a bit desperate today.

We’re wondering that about you.

That has been the question since before Adan and Eve or maybe after,

Where do you actually meet gals that aren’t going to screw you over?

The Corner Bar is not a good place to Hunt.

Neither is the corner Church, though.