Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 18, 2022

and I was thinking 3 times was too much

I just use a 1 litre beer stein.

Use a larger glass.

I’d worry about all that drinking causing we(n)t the bed.

Aunty once sent a fan letter addressed to “Mogen David,” thinking there was actually a person by that name.

It shows Aunty – all over.

Aunty you don’ have a drinking problem, you are a drinking problem.

And I bet the ‘glass’ was a 32 ounce cup…

I don’t have a drinking problem,I have a drinking pleasure.

And quit smoking three times this week.

That’s a lot of bathroom runs.

It’s all about perspective.

..and I still couldn’t sleep!

I bought myself a very large drinking cup.

A variation on the old “I was up and down all night” trick.