Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 20, 2022

Don’t know where Mr. Backland lives but it’s almost Fall here.

A Vodka Bikini? Shake it, Aunty!

OK. Just don’t go swimming right away after.

Nah, that would just depress me more.

I’ve been looking lately, and I don’t see ANYBODY with the proverbial perfect figure. . .young OR old. . .male OR female. . .

the shots of vodka are obviously for the staff at the shop…

Vodka, you don’t need no stinking vodka. You need to go on a diet.

Ohhhhh Aunty…please please please don’t drop that robe.

At least, you might have a good laugh… before the tears. Hint: Do NOT take pictures!

Maybe so, but it doesn’t go on your head! ☺

If you trying on swimsuits I’m outta here.

My swimming days are over! That is one thing I’ll never do again! If ever I were to go swimming again, it would be with a pair of shorts a shirt, and with a bra!!!!

That’s why many of the more “Exclusive” women’s clothing stores offer their customers Free Cocktails or even Champagne while they shop.