or an eye of a newt
Very true.
It’s especially true in places that have few parking spots. Those in the know use chocolate as an offering to a parking spot goddess. If you invoke her without the offering, you could end up with a parking ticket or worse.
“Bribe” is is such a harsh word. Let’s say “cocoa-butter-her-up.”
In her case chocolate liqueur.
Wine works better.
why she’d think anyone would want to bribe her is a mystery…
Judging by her size – extra large box.
Then Aunty would be a pushover for Chocolate Wine.
https://www.totalwine.com/theme/chocolate-wine
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
And wine…
Oh yes, she can.
Bribed to do what what? Never mind, I don’t really want to know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZLkqYy-LvA
seanfear almost 2 years ago
or an eye of a newt
FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Very true.
It’s especially true in places that have few parking spots. Those in the know use chocolate as an offering to a parking spot goddess. If you invoke her without the offering, you could end up with a parking ticket or worse.
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
“Bribe” is is such a harsh word. Let’s say “cocoa-butter-her-up.”
nosirrom almost 2 years ago
In her case chocolate liqueur.
dflak almost 2 years ago
Wine works better.
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
why she’d think anyone would want to bribe her is a mystery…
CorkLock almost 2 years ago
Judging by her size – extra large box.
Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Then Aunty would be a pushover for Chocolate Wine.
https://www.totalwine.com/theme/chocolate-wine
wirepunchr almost 2 years ago
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
paranormal almost 2 years ago
And wine…
sheashea almost 2 years ago
Oh yes, she can.
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Bribed to do what what? Never mind, I don’t really want to know.
asrialfeeple almost 2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZLkqYy-LvA