Just add dirt and you got mud.
ICE – do I need to write it down for you?
Ethanol.
If Aunty thinks she has problems, I got a box of powdered water but I don’t know what to add to it.
Ramen noodles.
Depression tomato soup. Ketchup in hot water.
That hobo staple: stone soup.
Pasta.
hmm salt and paper maybe?
Water and diet pills – work wonders for weight loss fat lady.
Paying bills; working miracles – what’s the difference?
Ramen stretchers, if you can score someone’s missed change in a coin return.
Bread.
Same here, Auntie!
Have you never heard of Stone Soup?
You can always go to the soup kitchen.
To be honest, water goes well with any dish. I stared ordering just ‘water’ with my restaurant meals, and was amazed at how much money I saved by not ordering any menu drink items.
If she had friends, she could go drop by for a snack.
More water.
Vietnamese Phở is pretty good.
Great Noodles, tasty Broth.
And, it tends to come in Humongous Bowls.
Adding crushed ice makes a great, sugar-free Slushee!
Tang clear. No calories, no color, no nothing, just water.
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
Just add dirt and you got mud.
ꜝ over 1 year ago
ICE – do I need to write it down for you?
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ethanol.
If Aunty thinks she has problems, I got a box of powdered water but I don’t know what to add to it.
stillfickled Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ramen noodles.
nosirrom over 1 year ago
Depression tomato soup. Ketchup in hot water.
davidob over 1 year ago
That hobo staple: stone soup.
Charles over 1 year ago
Pasta.
seanfear over 1 year ago
hmm salt and paper maybe?
CorkLock over 1 year ago
Water and diet pills – work wonders for weight loss fat lady.
dflak over 1 year ago
Paying bills; working miracles – what’s the difference?
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Ramen stretchers, if you can score someone’s missed change in a coin return.
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
Bread.
ladykat over 1 year ago
Same here, Auntie!
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Have you never heard of Stone Soup?
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
You can always go to the soup kitchen.
Holden Awn over 1 year ago
To be honest, water goes well with any dish. I stared ordering just ‘water’ with my restaurant meals, and was amazed at how much money I saved by not ordering any menu drink items.
Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago
If she had friends, she could go drop by for a snack.
crazeekatlady over 1 year ago
More water.
bakana over 1 year ago
Vietnamese Phở is pretty good.
Great Noodles, tasty Broth.
And, it tends to come in Humongous Bowls.
Ray Helvy Premium Member over 1 year ago
Adding crushed ice makes a great, sugar-free Slushee!
donut reply over 1 year ago
Tang clear. No calories, no color, no nothing, just water.