Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 29, 2023

How’d he ever find you?

My ex GF was like that. She was terrible at finding stuff.

With all that searching, I hope they didn’t get over-dried.

My wife was having a problem finding a receipt for something she wanted to return. She said that she had looked everywhere. I found it in her pocketbook.

I believe you’re all wet :)

The cats often find things first.

That could have happened at my house

My wife has this uncanny ability to seemingly reach into another dimension and find whatever it is I’m looking for…

My wife and I back each other up on looking for things.

yupyupyup, that’s how it goes!

I suppose he looked in the dryer with the door on top…

My ex used to take his keys to work. He would also take mine. He couldn’t generally find anything without help. I had to force myself to tell him things like, “I don’t wear your shoes, so I have no idea where you left them. Keep looking.” It was worse for anything in the kitchen. He couldn’t find much of anything except food I had prepared in advance for company.

I’d like to entertain a self-deprecating chuckle but I’m struck with how very possible it is this could happen to me. (It -may have’ already happened. Mayyyybeee.)

Who remembers Mr. Green Jeans?

my wife has the uncanny ability to hide things from me in plain sight…

Sounds like mine. He can never find his glasses, hat’s still wondering how he found his stuff while in the Army… The joys of husbands..