Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for July 25, 2023

I remember hearing about a portly pastor’s wife who would pray over her dinner to cast out the calories.

I wish my body didn’t crave water so much that I’m retaining 40 lbs. of it.

Mmm, coffee flavoured water.

if your prayers aren’t answered then, just check with addicted anonymous

She don’t strike me as the religious type.

If only it were that easy. :)

I’ve made myself drink lots of water. It helps remove toxins.

Aunty, we all understand you water craving, Scotch and Water, Whiskey and Water, Rum and water, vodka and water, Brandy and water, Gin and water, Rye and water. Is there any alcohol that you won’t drink with water?

Beer

[From Above]

“AAA-HA-HA-HA-HA!”

☟

How about “Water Of Life”?

That’s so she can blame it on God.

With the temps the way they are, water is the best thing.

I drink my alcohol either straight up or on the rocks.

While you’re at it…Pray for conveniently placed bathrooms.

Last week I had all of my teeth removed in preparation for dentures. I had only water from the 17th until I gave in and made some herbal tea on the 24th. I haven’t been able to stomach very much aside from jello. If I don’t lose weight after three weeks of this I am going to be ticked. I choke down the jello so I can take my pills, but I still only manage 2 of the small cups a day. What is weird was the first day after the first 6 were removed I could handle cream of wheat and mashed potatoes. I made the mistake of not having all of them removed at once and remedied that three days later-the soonest they could get me back in.