Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 04, 2023

it’ll be squashed

I soaked it in vodka.

How will that help, Aunty? It will just lie there.

“Like a circle or spiral or a wheel within a wheel,

Never ending or beginning, in a never ending reel,

That’s the images you find,

In the treadmill of the mind."

Just put your fitbit on an box fan or anything that vibrates. You’ll rack up your steps.

Yep!!!! works every time…….

I think I got your voodoo doll too drunk on box wine.

Do the same with mine.

It will just shoot off the end. Are you looking for a broken leg to go with that fireplace and Alpine vibe going on there?

wishful thinking

I don’t think it’s gonna have the desired results.

I wish I had a treadmill — my apartment is too small.

I don’t like going for my daily walk when it is so hot. I can’t wait for summer to end.

Was Aunty’s grandma a bobby soxer?