Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 31, 2023

or going bankrupt before that

Well, not the way it used to be…

We’re retired. It’s not an issue.

I cannot agree. I RARELY text my hubby and visa versa. Remember, you won’t get to hear that beautiful voice forever.

Udder nonsense, Aunty.

By the time one of you dies, you should be pretty full of milk. I can’t see going through a full gallon of milk everyday.

Basically…..purty general term!

Marriage is not a word, it’s a sentence – a life sentence.

How many people does it take to pick up a container of milk? In our house: 2.

I wouldn’t know. I got divorced back when pagers were for drug pushers and executives.

Pretty grim today.

My wife and I never text each other, because I refuse to learn how.

No wonder the old biddy has a drinking and attitude problem.

My wife and I never texted each other but we did CB each other! 10-4!

I would love to receive texts from my deceased wife.

who buys milk every &%$$ day…?