Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 02, 2023

They sure would!

mine had yellow stain and brown stain – and still useful.

I’m reminded of a conversation from “When Harry Met Sally” about day-of-the-week underwear. Sally had once dated a very jealous man named Sheldon. He had questioned her about why she wore underwear from all the other days, but never Sunday. Sally explained “They don’t make Sunday.” Sheldon asked why not? He didn’t believe her answer:

She’s right, but I would forget to change them every day so they were never useful in telling me what day it was and it would be worse now.

This, this is funny!

I had a set of those when I was little.

You know you’re into kink if you have crotchless undies for each day of the week.

Sadly, my pill monitor helps me remember what day of the week it is.

It’s easier to go commando.

It might be confusing for stockings with “TGIF” on them (Toes Go In First).

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF, Aunty.

When you have IBS, it’s Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and we aren’t out of Monday yet!

Who you trying to fool Aunty, you wearing same pair all week long. Same color, ain’t fooling no one.

This is why most of the clocks in my house and even my watch tell me what day of the week it is.

It gets worse when you’re retired. I am married to clergy so I KNOW when Sunday is. Otherwise there’s no distinction. Which in a way, is a good thing. Monday is no worse than any other day.

Save that idea for the weekly pill organizer!!!!!

Solution: A combination ‘Days of the Week’ pill dispenser large enough for fresh undies.

That was the only way I was able to avoid Mondays.

Hmm, business idea, make them for youngies and oldies. Might even get off the ground. If someone starts this, I want 2% of the gross for using it.

I seriously thought today was Saturday.

Or, for those who never remember to do the Laundry, Days of the Month underwear.