Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 29, 2023

I want a bra with countergrav. That or to retire in Luna City.

What’s the men’s equivalent? Ultimate Comfort Flex Fit Men’s Briefs with Total Support Pouch?

The panties might be advertised as “denying flying buttresses.”

Pantyhose might also be a part of the group.

And support socks means you’re even older yet.

A friend of mine had an Aunt who was HUGE. He said her clothes were made by Omar the Tentmaker!

At least I’m not an XXL any more. I’ve lost about 12 pounds.

Well, I could could use a beer-belly Bra.

I am writing a fictitious book, “101 Reasons Why I am Glad I am Not a Girl.”

Whenever I am in a discussion and a woman’s issue comes up, I will blurt out to those in the know something like “Reason number 16 why I am glad I’m not a girl.”

I have a whole block for numbers reserved for bras.

I have a friend of mine (male) who starts out his “elevator speech” with, “I started out in women’s panites and bras.” He was a buyer for Haines.

I have worn a bra. Well, not exactly. They call it a vest. It was an external defibrillator. I had to wear it for 6 weeks while I “healed up” from the internal defibrillator that was removed due to infection.

Fortunately, the 6 weeks corresponded to early spring. I can imagine how uncomfortable it would have been in hot, humid weather. The device was comfortable enough, but I was glad to get it off when I could.

I have also gone bra shopping with my wife even for her mother! There is not greater expression of love that a husband can do for his wife than that! Then there is the cost!

So bras definitely do make my list of reasons why I am glad I am not a girl.

Do they have 12 steps???

Aunty, even that support group has let you down.

Aunty is a member of SAG (Not an acronym… ☺)

Sounds like a bunch of wimps posting today. Maybe their wives didn’t know they were marrying a wuss.

Don’t forget about your support hose.

Hey, at least I’m DOWN to XL now!

Lucky me – I have been a L for quite some years, though I still long for the days when I was an M.

This one is a winner, because although it refers to Aunty’s underwear, for once we didn’t have to see her in her underwear!