You don’t have to be God’s favorite, just young. It’s been so long since I slept through the night without having to get up to use the bathroom I can’t even remember it.
I do pretty good at night. I get about 7 hours of sleep without waking up to pee. But when I don’t, I just don’t open my eyes all the way so I can go back to sleep.
My husband is one of those favorites… . I’m not. (He also snores)Some nights I lay there, tossing and turning, listening to the buzzsaw and wonder if the combination is grounds for… never mind, I’m sure it isn’t.
rekam Premium Member 8 months ago
Must be nice. I guess.
Yakety Sax 8 months ago
Sleep is for the weak!
Lumberman 8 months ago
Hold that thought, I gotta pee.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 8 months ago
I haven’t known for years and years. If I sleep more than three hours straight, it’s a miracle.
Lumberman 8 months ago
Hold that thought, I gotta pee.
blunebottle 8 months ago
I am feeling loved.
Alyssa the Great 8 months ago
I sleep all night without waking up (unless I have a nightmare), for me the issue is falling asleep. Takes me way too long.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 8 months ago
My cat and bladder would not allow it.
PraiseofFolly 8 months ago
The villainous Count Saknussemm: “I don’t sleep. I hate those little slices of death.”
Macushlalondra 8 months ago
You don’t have to be God’s favorite, just young. It’s been so long since I slept through the night without having to get up to use the bathroom I can’t even remember it.
kaycstamper 8 months ago
They must not be old yet, it’ll happen.
dflak 8 months ago
Amazingly, I can still “pull” a couple of “all nighters.” It would help if I did not drink constantly up to the moment my head hits the pillow.
DawnQuinn1 8 months ago
I sleep all night long. Never get up to pee. I am sooooooooooooo privileged. I am also 70 years old. lol
ladykat 8 months ago
I envy those people.
rockyridge1977 8 months ago
…..they don’t wake up!!!!!!
Daltongang Premium Member 8 months ago
Well Aunty, it is easy to get a full, uninterrupted nights sleep. You have to quite waiting for the storm to pass and learn to dance in the rain.
j.l.farmer 8 months ago
I can’t remember EVER having a night that I didn’t wake up for one reason or another!!
old_geek 8 months ago
And then fall back asleep as it is time to get up…
CorkLock 8 months ago
Maybe Aunty you should take that a a warning from the Lord. Those hot flashes are really a warning about H*ll.
saylorgirl 8 months ago
I do pretty good at night. I get about 7 hours of sleep without waking up to pee. But when I don’t, I just don’t open my eyes all the way so I can go back to sleep.
Rista 8 months ago
My husband is one of those favorites… . I’m not. (He also snores)Some nights I lay there, tossing and turning, listening to the buzzsaw and wonder if the combination is grounds for… never mind, I’m sure it isn’t.
cuzinron47 8 months ago
I’d love be able to sleep all through the night, but I don’t want a water bed.
Katzi428 8 months ago
The more I read this comic strip, the more I see how much I have in common with it .(I turned 55 last week !)
Chris Sherlock 8 months ago
What makes you think I would know?!
asrialfeeple 8 months ago
Revenge of the Sixth!
mistercatworks 8 months ago
Well-rested
dbrucepm 8 months ago
I try to keep it in perspective. Pretty soon it will be eternal sleep, and that fact makes getting up to pee seem less bothersome.