Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 26, 2024

if it is a quiet house, i wouldn’t mind

Of course I wash my dishes, once a month, whether I need to or not.

What happened to Walter, Aunty?

It’s your turn for everything.

At least you’ve only got one plate to wash and you can have what you want to eat. You also have ALL the bed and ALL the covers.

You can come over and do mine if you want.

Solution: automatic dishwasher.

Aunty alternates between being married and being single

I know the prefer it to the alternative.

At least the kitchen stays clean.

What do you expect Aunty, just yesterday you had a husband you had to find things in plain sight for and now you are single. What did you do with the body?

So, Walt finally kicked you to the curb, huh? ☺

or…not do them!

Dirty deed must be done!!!!!!

Same here.

Better check under that new poured concrete slab in backyard. Walt is missing folks.

Is there a dishwasher just for one person? I’d snap that puppy up for sure‼️

I suggest paper plates, paper cups and plastic utensils. Works for us!

But you have only your dishes to wash, not for a man or family (which may not be a good thing if you want a family). You also got to choose what to eat, you didn’t have people begging you to fix this or that.

I found a solution to that, I don’t cook anymore. And when I eat it’s either on paper plates or a TV dinner.

at least there are fewer dishes to wash or if you are like my brother was you can use paper plates and disposable plastic spoons and forks

The name of my dishwasher is Kathy.

I’ve been turning that job over to the Dishwasher more and more often, these days.

my wife is really glad that she’s got an automatic dishwasher. me…