Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 02, 2024

providing my boat got paddles in the first place

Whatever floats her goat.

Basic libertarian philosophy – you should have the right to do whatever you want to, provided it doesn’t hurt anyone else. Notice I said “should”.

Your freedom ends where my freedom begins.

While individuals have the right to exercise their freedoms, those freedoms must not infringe upon the rights and freedoms of others.

Aunty, you’re the captain of your own destiny, in any event.

There are too many people out there who want to sink your boat.

……it happens in the sea of life!!!!

Has Aunty lost some weight?

Aunty has a figure?

But the ultra-conservatives want to place sanctions on my movements, my speech and my thoughts … control!

I feel the same way.

..words to live by..

And sail with whomever who want; it’s not my business. FAMILY Members: this does NOT mean I must accept and approve of your sailing partner selections, and do NOT expect that I must stand at the curb and salute when their parade marches by.

AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Just don’t rock the boat.

Aunty, you don’t have a boat, you have a dingy, and you have no oars in the water either.

Amen Aunty.

When we moved from IL to MN, if I ordered a Black Cow, no one knew that I wanted a root beer float.

Then don’t vote democrat. All boats are sinking fast!