Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for May 24, 2000

Transcript:

Today a kid named Matthew said that his mommy is prettier than my mommy. And what did you say? I said she is not, and he said she is, too. And I said, is not, and he said, is, too, and I said, is not, and he said, is, too, and I said, is not, and punched him in the stomach. I like to keep my arguments short.