Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for July 18, 2011

I think Darryl’s gettin’ the couch tonight…

Darryl???

My father-in-law enjoys watching the eating competitions, though he admits it’s less fun when certain competitors win by leaps and bounds every year.

How would that look on a resume? Occupation: Professional hot dog eater.

JOEY CHESTNUT WHOOOO