Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for March 12, 2022

He’s learning.

That’s what you get for answering truthfully.

My wife crochets, so I operate the remote. She always says, “Can you pause it for just a sec?” It’s never a sec.

Think before you speak.

Hammie, you are right!

Yes, ma’am is always the right answer.

Honestly usually has this effect.

Honesty is a response as well as an action. Also, a strong defense for some.

Poor kid’s a literalist. This will be a problem later.

What?

They punish little Hammie but not the bratty fake queen?

However true that maybe, you don’t point that out to your mother or dad.

Always the better choice

Yes Hammie, yes you should have…

Not a good move Hammie.

Was Zoë punished?

Good lesson for Wren!

And that’s how we learn our manners — and learn to use them.

“What about?” “I’d rather not say.” “I’d rather not listen.”

most excellent

But they got the joke wrong. It should be, “Can I speak to you briefly”?

You can fool some of the people all of the time and you can fool all of the people some of the time.. but you can’t fool mom. She’s pretty nice and she’s pretty smart, so do what she says and you won’t go far wrong. ~ Captain Penny

I have to say, this one made me laugh out loud!

So Hammie get’s busted for being sassy, but not Zoe as Princess High and Mighty?

Haha! XD