Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for February 06, 2024

Yay! Clumsy got one over the master of sarcastic wit. (Curls)…..

Classic bait and switch.

when you can snatch the pebble from my hand…

I once asked for one at a Halloween affair where I was dressed as a praying mantis.

“OK, gimme a bottle of Mezcal with the worm in it and hold the Mezcal…”

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We have a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You have drink called Gary?”