bacon by Lonnie Millsap for January 27, 2021

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    allen@home  almost 4 years ago

    That boy must also not be able to smell anything.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    When it’s on the walls we call it Dijon.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Clears your sinuses too!

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    Imagine  almost 4 years ago

    Should have used the mayo on the ceiling.

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    KenseidenXL  almost 4 years ago

    Wouldn’t the smell be a dead giveaway?

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Is there any Sherman-Williams in the garage for my hot dogs.

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    bookworm0812  almost 4 years ago

    Seems more like complete blindness. He can’t read the word “mustard” on the container. And hellooooooo, people don’t usually refrigerate paint! If you got that out of the fridge, that should have been a clue. And you need your sinuses checked, too. You can’t SMELL the mustard?

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Obstructed olfactory system too?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    A little goes a long way.. but this is ridiculous.

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I was going to say accompanied by Anosmia (LOL)

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    Why do people paint walls that color? It only looks worse as it ages.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 4 years ago

    “So what color would you call this?”

    “ummmm… NOT mustard yellow…no….not at all…”

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    shamest Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    In a month or so it will start to turn

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    Natarose  almost 4 years ago

    Tasty walls!

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    paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The comments are amusing; the joke is pretty weak.

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