bacon by Lonnie Millsap for July 13, 2022

“Just make sure that duocorn stays on the far side of this meadow.”

The unicorns are thinking, “Cows don’t exist. They’re just a bunch of bull”…

Makes her look ostentatious!

need to hear more. sounds udderly fantastic

Keep moving, moving, moving,

Though their disapproving,

Keep that dogie moving,

Rawhide.

Don’t try to understand em,

Just rope throw and brand em,

Soon you’ll be living high and wide.

Cows is so horn ee.

Wait – all unicorns aren’t rainbow colored nowadays?

That’s udderly ridiculous