bacon by Lonnie Millsap for February 28, 2024

Look, it’s one of those rare chair bears!

Please Stop ! /s

And there goes the barber and your hair!

I don’t care that you are a bear in a chair or that it’s kind of rare, so get out of your chair and go comb your hair you crazy bear.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair: Fuzzy Wuzzy sat in a barber’s chair!

He’s over there, bare as a bear. Do we care? Do we dare disturb him? How will we fare? Will we end up in his lair?

He’ll share his rare stare? (That made no sense but I don’t care).

A rare bear in a chair, one rarely sees a bear in a chair let alone a rare one.

A bear in a chair? Au contraire, they use Nair, so there.

“I wouldn’t go there.”

The rhyme of the not too ancient mariner.