Bad Machinery by John Allison for June 15, 2022

She’s obviously made a blood oath for the swim team to excel this term.

Poor Shauna. Don’t worry, it gets less painful with time!

Who’s #1?

Ellen Selkie can swim all day and night without getting the asthmas.

Put a fish in the pool and she’ll prove she’s the best swimmer in the county, not the second best.

Dialect note: “cossie” == “swimming costume”, which as discussed yesterday is British for “swimsuit”.

Miss seems brutal! I like her

“Cossie”? Speak English, by crikey!