Bad Machinery by John Allison for July 18, 2022

Good, adorable Sonny ♡. He’s such a good guy and wants Ellen to be happy. I’m impressed he already understood everything about Sasha.

It’s okay, Lottie, you can’t be right all the time. (That feels so wrong to say.)

But at least you still have the gimlet eyes going for you.

Ellen the Selkie sounds like the name of a singer. Ellen the Selkie, who sings about the ocean.

As usual, Lottie has a good point. :P

But of course, Sonny’s also got it in one. ;)

I wonder if Sweet Selkiteen mag recommends a ribeye or a t-bone for a black eye?

Ain’t no wrath like a Selkie scorned.