Bad Machinery by John Allison for October 06, 2023

Oh no – girls don’t fawt! That’s a boy thing!

I don’t think we’ve ever seen Jack’s mum.

Yeah she does, and claims it smells like lavender.

Oh no, Linton. NOOO!!!!

Thank you, Linton, for once again demonstrating how being smitten with love hampers one’s intelligence.

We can fix this – - where’s her lunch

30 times a day, but ladylike so quietly. Keeps the wee puppy in her purse so she has someone to blame if the scents clash.

I used to work with a guy from Alabama who pronounced it “Franch”.