Bad Machinery by John Allison for November 20, 2023

Silk scarves? Did that scooter make him go the way of Isadora Duncan?

Grandpa Joe is getting ahead of himself.

Words can’t express how much zI love the fact that all that was left of Tommy Swale were his great cheekbones.

What’s that in the road? A head?

And the truth about that scooter starts coming out…

A pattern developing? I think we’re headed for something here.

Haunted houses are sixpence a score, but a haunted scooter is muckle uncanny!

I think I’ll head for the head before someone heads me off.

Braddock must have had dandruff. I heard they found a bottle of Head and Shoulders next to him.

A cursed Vespa. Interesting! They can be really bad.