Bad Machinery by John Allison for March 28, 2024

It’s only seven miles, but it still takes an hour to get there, because the Wen-Tack Road was never completed.

But that’s another story, and one we won’t get to see here.

Honestly, billionaires should get biffed in the guts more often, just to provide a sense of perspective. Tuan is providing a valuable public service here.

“We’ll be thinking of you. Briefly.”

That’s a cold farewell. After that, no wonder the boys need to watch a cat-based viral video with a repetitive song.

To be honest, I suspect Hilken’s respect for her job (and probably her boss) has gone down a bit after all of this.

Also, Tuan, you live in Wendlefield, the town Tackleford has had a longstanding rivalry with to the point of legend—you should’ve known anyone you meet from Tackleford would naturally be obligated to deny any visitation rights. It just wouldn’t be proper, y’know? :P

Cat-based us good. I’m sitting next to one at the moment and she insisted that I point that out.

I feel like there are still some loose ends here….

If you want to hear the repetitive cat-based song, search YouTube for “Nyan Cat.”

Billionaires provide a lot of employment. Jobs don’t come from hobo’s & tent city dwellers.

I hope Tuan and Alex stayed friends after this adventure. To be sincere, i think Lottie and Shauna overestimate Hilken.