Bad Machinery by John Allison for June 27, 2024

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    John Campbell  6 months ago

    Wedding time!

    Aunty Kath is Ella’s sister. We haven’t met her before, but she was mentioned a couple of times back in “Unwelcome Visitor”. Part of the reason Shauna wasn’t available for that case was she spent a fortnight at Aunty Kath’s in Margate, and her cousin Bronwyn tried piercing her ears with a pin and potato and they got infected.

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    scyphi26  6 months ago

    Yes, but generally most anyones try to be a bit smarter and/or more careful than that, so… :P

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    Nuliajuk  6 months ago

    I’ve lost track. Who is Big Les?

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    GaryCooper  6 months ago

    I don’t know what Crème Egg Corky’s is, but it must be something to avoid.

    British “second floor” is, of course, the same as American “third floor.” (In Europe, they skip the ground floor in numbering stories. The reason has been lost in translation.) it’s best to avoid “second-floor” (third-floor) windows when at a bachelor party (stag do).

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    willie_mctell  6 months ago

    Aunty Kath appears to relish being in charge.

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    6turtle9  6 months ago

    Wouldn’t be a Stag Do without a little mayhem, am I right? Drunk and disorderly, check. Naked man duct taped to light pole, check. True confessions, check. Tipsy gravity defying (Oooops!) shenanigans, check. Sirens before wedding bells is a time honored tradition.

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