Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for November 23, 2021

Sears according to Calvin’s father (K Mart for Calvin himself).

and that she accepted it as an answer is just as astonishing.

My house is a modular – it was built in a factory and delivered and placed on a basement on-site.

So what? When my nieces saw it being delivered to the site just before last Christmas, they assumed I had ordered the house on Amazon and it was being delivered in time for the holiday… ;-)

Just wait until they make a viable artificial womb. Ordering up a kid will be like ordering up a 23 and Me profile.

If she’s old enough to ask, she’s old enough to get a light sketch of the truth.

She could just simply google and find out for herself

Papi took the easy way out!

I am fairly sure that some women would welcome the service

When we were young, I told my little brother we fished him out of the sewer during a rainstorm. I got grounded for that one.

You’d think someone as smart as her would know by now. With all the books I read as a kid, I never had to ask anyone.

The Stork makes regular deliveries to Amazon.

Your Mommy said she found you in a nice little boutique while she was out shopping one day.

When we tried to go back and get you a little sister, the store had moved and we never could find it again.

When our daughter was about four months old, my wife and I took her to a pick-your-own farm. Our daughter was in her baby carrier, and my wife and I were picking blueberries. I pointed to our daughter and said, in a surprised voice, “Look, there’s Emily!”

My wife gave me a blank stare, not sure what I was up to.

After a moment, I followed up with, “One day, when she starts asking questions, we’ll be able to tell her we found her in a blueberry patch!”

When my son was two he asked me. I told him his mother and I had sex, she became pregnant, and 9 months later he was born. He said okay.

Dad’s answer is frankly less ridiculous than the real way.