No that is the same joke I used awhile back that I stole from Team America the irreverent movie that had Kim Jong IL singing a song that is supposed to be “I’m so Lonely”, but with him singing it, it is “I’m So Ronery”.
A lone man walks into the ghost town. He looks about and there is not a soul to be seen. He walks into a bar that is empty except for one bottle of bourbon on the shelf behind the bar. He smiles, grabs a dusty glass and wipes it clean. Using his glove he brushes the dust from a bar stool and sits down, placing the bottle before him. Pulling out the stopper, he pours himself three fingers of bourbon and puts the glass to his lips. The amber liquid disappears, creating a satisfying warmth in his gut. As he wipes his hand across his lips he thinks, “How lucky can a man be, a full bottle of Booker’s and not a soul in sight.”
WRONG WRONG WRONG! Good story cleo! You should be a writer in your spare time! Dust off another glass for me, but make it two fingers instead of three, at least to start! :-D
Actually, the company is nice, but I had to use coercive measures to get you here. There was snow in town overnight, so send me some of that 60 degree weather please!
Seems I wandered into cleo’s ghost town. OH LOOKIE HERE, I FOUND ANOTHER UNOPENED BOTTLE OF BOOKERS! Since no one seems to be in town, I can sneak out quietly with the WHOLE BOTTLE TO MYSELF! SNERK, SNICKER, SNORT!
My company was short term, just enough to alter my day. My cousin and her husband came down to pick up the Vita-Mix machine that they left here over a month ago. So it was a hit and run visit.
JFri & Cache are obsessed with hockey. My company who stopped in are too, but they are all wrapped up in the Canucks.
The Duke 1 over 13 years ago
Hawks take a 3-1 series lead (another road win!) in yet another
GRITSgame!
HI, MARG!!!margueritem over 13 years ago
Your team sure has been doing
GRITSlately.
Akenta over 13 years ago
good morning and happy thursday, locos
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Conviértete en Gracie profesional, estudiante y puede.
(Become a professional student Gracie, and you can.)
Good morning Locos.
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Buenos Dias Locos! Your team is really streaking JFri! Then again, so am I.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Gracie είναι ήδη επαγγελματίας μαθητής. Αυτή θα πρέπει να γίνει δάσκαλος. Είναι ελληνική εξετάσεις μου σήμερα, έτσι έχω να γράψω αυτό στα ελληνικά!
Gracie already is a professional student. She should become a teacher. It is my Greek exam today, so I have to write this in Greek!
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
cleo you certainly do streak a lot!
Congrats on your teams winnig JFRi.
Hola Marg and Akenta!
Where’s Dry?
And I’m off to cram, er, study for my Greeek exam.
I may not be back today. We’ll see.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
VERY IMPRESSIVE!
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Thanks Dry! snerk
Hibye Shika!
cleokaya over 13 years ago
I am off to town to look at vinyl for LilG’s rental. She just called to say there is snow in town. It is April 14th for crying out loud.
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Change of plans, company is coming, so no town trip today.
cleokaya over 13 years ago
I’m so ronery! :-)
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Ronery? Should that perhaps start with an H, but to avoid the censors … SNERK!
cleokaya over 13 years ago
No that is the same joke I used awhile back that I stole from Team America the irreverent movie that had Kim Jong IL singing a song that is supposed to be “I’m so Lonely”, but with him singing it, it is “I’m So Ronery”.
But…now that you mention it Dry! :-}
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
I knew it, the truth comes out! ;-) SNERK, SNICKER, SNORT!
cleokaya over 13 years ago
A lone man walks into the ghost town. He looks about and there is not a soul to be seen. He walks into a bar that is empty except for one bottle of bourbon on the shelf behind the bar. He smiles, grabs a dusty glass and wipes it clean. Using his glove he brushes the dust from a bar stool and sits down, placing the bottle before him. Pulling out the stopper, he pours himself three fingers of bourbon and puts the glass to his lips. The amber liquid disappears, creating a satisfying warmth in his gut. As he wipes his hand across his lips he thinks, “How lucky can a man be, a full bottle of Booker’s and not a soul in sight.”
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
WRONG WRONG WRONG! Good story cleo! You should be a writer in your spare time! Dust off another glass for me, but make it two fingers instead of three, at least to start! :-D
cleokaya over 13 years ago
I absolutely knew that all I had to do was mention Booker’s and that would bring someone else into the bar.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
62 degrees at 9:30 PM. She’s a coming, SUMMER IS A COMING!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
WELL IF YOU WANTED TO BE ALONE, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE MENTIONED THE BOOKERS!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Speaking of BOOKERS, where’s my favorite Turdy Birdie?
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Actually, the company is nice, but I had to use coercive measures to get you here. There was snow in town overnight, so send me some of that 60 degree weather please!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Seems I wandered into cleo’s ghost town. OH LOOKIE HERE, I FOUND ANOTHER UNOPENED BOTTLE OF BOOKERS! Since no one seems to be in town, I can sneak out quietly with the WHOLE BOTTLE TO MYSELF! SNERK, SNICKER, SNORT!
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Hola!
You will be shocked to know that I am finished! Done! Finito! Toute finit.
No more classes, no more books, no more teachers dirty looks!Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Fine thing. I finally show up and you all disappeaar! :-(
I know, I have NO patience. So uhurry up and get here, will you? ;-)
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
I just wanted to get that off my chest. I finished my exam in case you were wondering.
Did I pass? Who knows? I hope so!
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Hoo-Haa Dry You are not alone! I am here. Pour me a triple, will you? Thank you!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Hope this link works! In honor of Shika’s School’s Out, not your kind of music but hey …
http://youtu.be/iQkU6fHP0fM
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Nope! Bubble bath, here I come! splash!
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
I think I’ll have a nice relaxing bath and I’ll come back to say good night. Unless I see someone is still here.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Hey Dry. Not my kind of music, but it works for me!!
School’s Out For Summer!!Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Thought you might like the sentiment, even if you didn’t like the music, Shika!
Congrats! I’m sure you did just fine! :-D*
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Now who left?!
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Way to go girl!
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Dry I warned you I was leaving, didn’t I ? I had a bath! Nice an relaxing.
Thanks cleo. I translated three passages, including one from Revelation. If anyone needs someone to speak biblical Greek at a party, I’m your girl.
Sort of like quoting Chaucer of course, but still, I could do it.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Who is your company cleo?
I wonder how Cache and his sidekick are doing? ;-D
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
I relealize that I will tick everyone off by leaving again, but I’m going to bed.
In…
a…
minute….
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
cleo So your company pulled a Shika too!
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Again Congrats Shika!
My company was short term, just enough to alter my day. My cousin and her husband came down to pick up the Vita-Mix machine that they left here over a month ago. So it was a hit and run visit.
JFri & Cache are obsessed with hockey. My company who stopped in are too, but they are all wrapped up in the Canucks.
cleokaya over 13 years ago
movie time!
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Hey, my post appears before yours, but I posted it after you.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
Thought so cleo. Good night! Enjoy your movie!
Sorry I missed you Dry. Thanks for the music! I’m glad to be donw. I’ll be happy if I passed everything and don’t have to do a makeup test.
I don’t wear makeup! ;-)
And on that silly note, I’ll say,
Good Night Gracie!(Not if I see you first, in anticipation of a certain girlfriend who might say something!)
Love you Tabby too, wherever you are!!!
cleokaya over 13 years ago
Drat, I always miss you Shika! I am missing everyone today.