Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for November 04, 2009

Did she make them in the toilet bowl…?

Uh, I think I might go out for dinner.

I agree, I’ll pass on the mashed.

Hey, they’re creamy smooth with no lumps!

What’s the word I’m looking for here, uh GROSS!

I love how calm and polite he stays.

Plunger potatoes! Yum! So fluffy!

Handcuffing a one-armed man is easy. Just put both handcuffs on the same wrist.

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Ouch.

Nobody says they can’t be used as feet cuffs, Claude.

Still difficult on a slot machine, though… they only have one foot, as well…. if you can call it that.

And a lot of people don’t even try to stop them, anyway…

they just give them all their money, without a struggle.

As for Gloria’s mashed potatoes…. well… I’m not gonna take the plunge.

I’m surprised that Clara didn’t leave him on the side of the road and head on home.

It’s not stealing if people give you their money.

I learned many years ago that those One Armed Bandits were worthless. We were on a trip up to Yellowstone in 1972. We stopped at one of those buffets for breakfast (79 cents!) and I gathered all our coins ($1.20) and stayed in the casino while MMM took our 3 kids outside to wait. It only took about 10 minutes to loose our family fortune! Expensive breakfast.

Yes, next time play a sure winner,

The Lotto

How about some peas up your nose?

Really???

An operation could make it a no arm bandit.

“All right, I’ll get that kid to eat. Where’s my screwdriver and my plumber’s helper? I’ll open up his mouth and I’ll shove it in…”

……………….A Christmas Story.