Why not? Other people seem to just pull things out of thin air, why can’t Ted?
Gee, why didn’t I think of that sooner? Thanks Ted.
The only problem I can see is that golden parachutes are deployed via a ripoff cord.
Just run the company into the ground, then run for governor in CCalifornia with your own money.
“Tin parachutes (giving every employee takeover benefits and/or job protection) are generally far more effective in this regard.”
-Wikipedia
He could try gold leaf, but it won’t support him much.
In the meantime Clara’s about to get physical over here: https://cleoandcompany.net/april-19-2021/
Good morning Balladeers, ((((Plods)))) and Miss Susan.
barbfrost over 13 years ago
Why not? Other people seem to just pull things out of thin air, why can’t Ted?
grapfhics over 13 years ago
Gee, why didn’t I think of that sooner? Thanks Ted.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 13 years ago
The only problem I can see is that golden parachutes are deployed via a ripoff cord.
aprilglaspie over 13 years ago
Just run the company into the ground, then run for governor in CCalifornia with your own money.
vzs1022 over 13 years ago
“Tin parachutes (giving every employee takeover benefits and/or job protection) are generally far more effective in this regard.”
-Wikipedia
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
He could try gold leaf, but it won’t support him much.
Tigressy over 3 years ago
In the meantime Clara’s about to get physical over here: https://cleoandcompany.net/april-19-2021/
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 3 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, ((((Plods)))) and Miss Susan.