Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 16, 2012

One of yours, Carl.

And if Carl catches him, his pants will be on fire, figuratively speaking.

The dart used has been identified as one if those new Smart darts. Since it takes two to use the Smart Dart Aimed

/Selective System (Smart A$$), a gunner and a “Spotter” who paints the target with a LASER, We must ask again "Mrs.

Beviek, do you own a LASER?"

I think suspecting Ms. Beviek is quite a long shot.

off-topic from yesterday: Essex do you really have a Golden Hawk?Does it run?

Funny, I’ve never cared what somebody drives ….

But wow, a Golden Hawk.Nothing will ever be like it.

You were warned… “There will be consequences.”

Other people’s kids has always been a big problem for Carl. Having grown up in a large family and being the youngest of four brothers, this torment from the bottom up brings backs the anguish which plagued his youth from the top down. Carl received swirlees before swirlees were swirlees. The truth be known, he was the prototype; his brothers perfected the technique after years of practicing on him and finally introduced the method to the CIA, when Albert the second borne joined in 1974. This eventfully lead to water boarding and the rest is history, so they say. Carl had confided early on during his disclosure to the Thursday night study group that, his eyes water every time he flushes the toilet. Never having children of his own, a situation directly linked to the limp and eye twitch, Carl finds it impossible to tolerate the everyday musing of the children. What other see as good humored mischief, Carl finds as another distressing ordeal. On the other hand, some progress has been made. Carl can now smile at strangers, tolerates short elevator rides, has reduced his dry cleaning bill by half, and goes to the movies by himself. He has also, networked his support group through Facebook; Carl@Iamreallyhappy.com

Ess, using my connections and after reviewing the York County public records filed on Jan 24th thru 27th, I have come to the conclusion that, although you may feel there is strong (circumstantial) evidence pointing to Ms Bev’s involvement with this heinous crime perpetrated on Carls cranium, I must warn that further public accusations as to her personal integrity and moral standing within the Ballard Street community, may result in legal actions filed on several counts including but not limited to Malicious Libel, Slander, and possibly Defamation of character. While she may have been guilty of defending her “dry souffle”… I can personaly vouch for her moral character and standing within the community and would also add that at the time this crime was perpetrated she was with me… having early morning tea, exchanging banana recipes and discussing other ways to keep her delicious souffle soft… and moist… and…

Thank you. You all have made my world a better place.

<—- Silently slips away, laughing, knowing she will never be susupected and gloating over the fact that she has left false clues implicating others.

Although I didn’t actually see anything, I can absolutely corroborate Ms B’s story, as I was there, standing right behind her, as she was sheepishly (and unassumingly I might add) peering through the slats of her closed mauve mini-blinds above her kitchen sink… she murmered something about prefering “french something or another”, but I digress, the only thing she’s guilty of is bribing me, er… spoiling me with her luscious… warm… moist…. souffle….

The"Shadow’ knows! Ha.

hahaha, I love this comic! <3

Winter sports. They swim, too. Do they shoot? – Well…

https://cleoandcompany.net/february-16-2022/

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Bah hahahaha! Boing

Today’s groaner… @cleoandcompany.net

Good morning Cleo Phanatics!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LtjzQaFZ3k

National-Do-A-Grouch-A-Favor-and-Almond-Day-

Y’all have a great day. (((((HuGz!)))))

I don’t know, Carl, but I’d say he’s destined for sniper school.