Poor Francis. He was in a quandry. The edict from High Command was quite clear. No one — absolutely no one — must learn of the insidious invasion of the Lizardnecks from Ganymede 12. So yes, Edna must die. But Francis really had been enjoying his dream of the buxom barmaid at the Three Moons Tavern. Maybe it’d be okay if he went back to sleep and left the odious chore until morning. No. No. What if he overslept and she rose at her usual time and went for her morning walk around the neighboehool? He’d best get on up and take care of the matter. Yes. Edna must die before she could repeat her comment to any of the neighbors, especially that gossippy preacher next door. He’d best get up and get on with it.
Steve Bartholomew almost 13 years ago
Especially with the scales.
Superfrog almost 13 years ago
And his mind is turning a little cold blooded.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
He’s gotta quit buying neck salve from that snake oil salesman at the fair.
StelBel almost 13 years ago
Hmmm…reptilian neck on him or Shar-pei face on her? Francis considers this hard: "Do I really want to take the bait and get into this at 2 AM???
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 13 years ago
She could make a scale model…
monawarner almost 13 years ago
Poor Francis. He was in a quandry. The edict from High Command was quite clear. No one — absolutely no one — must learn of the insidious invasion of the Lizardnecks from Ganymede 12. So yes, Edna must die. But Francis really had been enjoying his dream of the buxom barmaid at the Three Moons Tavern. Maybe it’d be okay if he went back to sleep and left the odious chore until morning. No. No. What if he overslept and she rose at her usual time and went for her morning walk around the neighboehool? He’d best get on up and take care of the matter. Yes. Edna must die before she could repeat her comment to any of the neighbors, especially that gossippy preacher next door. He’d best get up and get on with it.
monawarner almost 13 years ago
Well, the Lizardnecks do have a little trouble with the English language you know.
Logical Duck almost 13 years ago
“Well dear, from here your neck looks positively churchillian”.
tegm almost 13 years ago
Good observation.
BryanRipley almost 6 years ago
i won’t even attempt to imagine how your mind must work but thankyou.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Just what every man wants to hear from his wife at bedtime.
Tigressy almost 3 years ago
Cleo at a concert! Don’t miss it! – In the audience, but still…
https://cleoandcompany.net/february-22-2022/
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
From here, you sound waspish.