Ted: So, without Essex we will have to rely on Inspector MonkeyBlues for cowbells.Gene: And perhaps Ms. Beviek can provide pies and antiFlying kitty protection.Neal: x_Tech has promised tech support, but he hasn’t given us a number to call yet.Gordon: Bark barkGene: Let’s check with LafInLarry.
Dogsniff, I was able to contact one of IMB’s people in Terdmunkistan. After some hacking (heavy smoker) he was able to tell me that LaflnLarry may be a former Latvian naval aviator Leftenent ███████████ call sign Larry (due to his resemblance to Dr. Larry Fleinhardt on the American TV program Numb3rs). Hence the contraction Latvian Leftenent (Naval) call sign “Larry” to LaflnLarry.
Thank you. Oh, and by the way would you be interested in some aged timber? It’s been resting in a dry climate for just over one hundred years.
They’re up in Siberia near a place called Tunguska. Ted and some of the other fellows and I have an option on about 50% of the 80 million trees that were accidentally knocked down back in 1908. So if you’d like some aged wood for your craving…You will have to pick it up as my pickup truck has a dead battery. Oh, and don’t worry about the so-called radioactivity, that’s just local folklore. We have great deals, by the cord, ton, acre, selion or hectare. Sorry bulk only, not available by the board-foot.
margueritem over 12 years ago
Wonder what great thoughts they’re thinking…
margueritem over 12 years ago
That, Radish, is the crux of the problem.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Ted: So, without Essex we will have to rely on Inspector MonkeyBlues for cowbells.Gene: And perhaps Ms. Beviek can provide pies and antiFlying kitty protection.Neal: x_Tech has promised tech support, but he hasn’t given us a number to call yet.Gordon: Bark barkGene: Let’s check with LafInLarry.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Dogsniff, I was able to contact one of IMB’s people in Terdmunkistan. After some hacking (heavy smoker) he was able to tell me that LaflnLarry may be a former Latvian naval aviator Leftenent ███████████ call sign Larry (due to his resemblance to Dr. Larry Fleinhardt on the American TV program Numb3rs). Hence the contraction Latvian Leftenent (Naval) call sign “Larry” to LaflnLarry.
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Thank you. Oh, and by the way would you be interested in some aged timber? It’s been resting in a dry climate for just over one hundred years.
They’re up in Siberia near a place called Tunguska. Ted and some of the other fellows and I have an option on about 50% of the 80 million trees that were accidentally knocked down back in 1908. So if you’d like some aged wood for your craving…You will have to pick it up as my pickup truck has a dead battery. Oh, and don’t worry about the so-called radioactivity, that’s just local folklore. We have great deals, by the cord, ton, acre, selion or hectare. Sorry bulk only, not available by the board-foot.
rw1h over 12 years ago
This is good! Kinda like the toothless members of the local brain trust spouting off where I live……
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
Sorry guys, my thinking has tanked.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 12 years ago
I live in Lafayette, Indiana. It nicely abbreviates to the first part of my screen name so of course I pronounce it that way.
Mr. Majestyk over 12 years ago
Think Tank? Never trust anything that sleeps standing up.
StelBel over 12 years ago
“Now if we could just get him to quit with the 360s already”……………………………………………………..Somehow, I just knew you were going to say that! LOL
Tigressy over 2 years ago
Very punny.
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Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Probably debating the prospects of the local nine this summer.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 2 years ago
Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Just imitate a bunch of idling Harleys….. potato potato potato
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mistercatworks over 1 year ago
“Hmm, Ted, I still say it’s half-full.”