Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 16, 2012

Ciao, Ted.

Carnac the Magnificent

Ooo, I liked the outfit even before I read the caption. Ted has that certain je ne sais quoi…

Abbondanza!

Impressed?Check out what Ted’s done with upstairs.

Ted’s a Renaissance man.

he saw “That is Priceless” this morning and wanted to join those girls.

At least Ted’s not pretending to be a new-time Minneapolis Prince.Though the purple in his outfit would go right with

That’s it Ted, wave to the lowly peasants and make them think you really care about their plight……

Good old “Dead In The Head Ted”.

It’s good to see Ted is continuing in the BS tradition established back on 2/1/12 http://www.gocomics.com/ballardstreet/2012/02/01as chronicled by our friend Ess… everyone needs to RSVP ASAP so we can get an accurate headcount… who knows, maybe there will be a surprise guest..?!!!!! You know what I’m bringin’!!!_____________________________________________Essex60 said, 4 months ago

Whimsical Wednesday finds Glenn and Stacy filled with wild abandonment waltzing about waiting the arrival of Ms. Beviek who earlier expressed her desire to join in. Many will follow, except for Mona Warner, who is still recuperating from yesterday’s traumatic experience. Margueritem loves the whimsical and once finding the whimsical suit in the closet will rush on over. Barticle, however, earlier seen loading a van with boxes, is not expected to attend. StelBel is likely to show up in his cow suit, that we ALL know he has. LafinLarry loves spinning around and can show everyone some new whimsical moves. Number 6 will bring his date, Nicole, who allows him to carry her comics. (sly dog). GI Joe will provide security. Music will be provided by InspectorMonkeyBlues like only he can provide and the entire event will be documented by Lefty2 with the assistance of Roger Baily’s biographer. Should make for a great whimsical day. All are invited I’m told just show up BYOB.

StelBel said on 2/1/2012:

“Ok…the last time Glenn and Stacy were over at my place for Saturday Afternoon Scavenger Hunt (S.A.S.H.), they came across my cow suits in the closet and swiped the bottoms of both suits. Major rift in the neighborhood: decisions need to be made! Whimsical Wednesdays at Glenn and Stacy’s on the even side of the street (the thieves!!!), or Wednesday’s Weird Wonderama, on the odd side? What’s it going to be, Essex60???”…………………………………………………………………………….today:Well, by now, a lot of you know that, yes…I’m partial to cow suits, and again mine were stolen and I’ve had to replace them a second time. The BS Neighborhood Watch has stepped up their patrols, so thieves (Glenn, Stacy and whoever else is in on it): BEWARE!!

Actually, Ted’s Italian Prince has morphed from a 1982 close encounter with the fringes of reality when with time on his hands and money in his pocket, he drove the foretelling of polka dot madness all the way to New Orleans. With Shirley in tow and his faithful dog, ninety nine they screamed through Houston after an all day drive from the valley and hit Canal Street at prime time. Ted has never recovered from the three days of retracing Easy Rider’s New Orleans romp. After squeezing through the smallest wormhole in an otherwise unblemished pane in a lost dimension of comic calamities, Ted emerged on the other side a changed man. Unbeknownst to the casual observer the addition of the white tassel is the crowning pinnacle and beckons all the brethren to rejoice in the day….

Me too, Ted!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I LOVE THIS STRIP!!!

EXTERMINATE!!!

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