Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 22, 2012

They’re not black socks, his hoses are drooping terribly. And he’s missing an earring.What has Stewart been up to?

Film at 11.

You know, the way his dress is riding up, maybe, just maybe, he’s been out riding with Brad…

again

If he had just asked her if he could borrow it…

It’s not only that Stewart has finally brought one of his little cross-dressing adventures out into the front yard for all to see….but he’s wearing the fancy pantaloons she just finished sewing for underneath her prairie costume!The Memorial Day Parade is Sunday, and she’ll have to wash and iron them in time to wave with the other local pioneer ladies from atop the “Ballard Street Days on the Prairie” Soroptimist’s float.

Beviek — glad you liked the song…. and I hope the Monkey sees it, and likes it too.Thanks for pasting it. It lost a bit of formatting that way, but at least it’ll get seen. Anyhow, if I get a chance later I’ll add some more and re-paste it with the proper line breaks.I’m still hoping Essex will come home in time to pass out his own jerky samples at the parade.If the reward for information leading to his hiding place were only big enough, maybe he’d come back just to claim it himself…But alas, times are hard and we’ve only collected $12.68.Maybe we could meet Saturday morning for coffee and tie some more “Where is Essex?” balloons along the parade route?Sorry I haven’t been more helpful…. I’m trying to do all that haircolor, and handle the whole brain bleach business by myself till Marg gets back.Today’s “Monty” alone has engendered two dozen orders in the first 3 1/2 hours!

…and watch out where the huskies go.

“I feel pretty. Oh so pretty….”

maybe he just got back or going to wall mart

Stewart reminds me of a cross-dressing neighbor I once had in Arizona. One never knew what outfit he’d appear in, while working in his yard. I was never sure if his wife knew he doing it. She seemed to be gone a lot.

Hey, at least Stewart found a use for all those donut holes from the donut dresses.IMudd, you work with Captain Albright?

Stewart’s shorts were custom made, the petals at the bottom are somewhat over the top, a last minute change which was unnecessary, given the intent of the original design. Shirley seemed more impressed with the earring last night than this morning, a puzzling situation Stewart will have to contend with. On the other hand, a public confession may have its merits, but secrets are a lot more fun…

Stewart’s just a little kinky…I like that!

Heres a sample of my line…

and of course, instructional video is included with each one…!!!

for some reason, when they leave they refuse to testify… dont know what thats all about…. Stel always ensures their stay is 5-Star….

…just don’t wander into the basement…

Not that there’s anything wrong with that….

(don’t know what happened with that last line — too bleary eyed to redo)Parade Day draws closer and there’s so much to do! I’d better turn in. Full day tomorrow.

(I must get this sign fixed.)

hey hey, but her dress has rather an original pattern for this strip! :D

She’s upset that his legs look better than hers.

Looks practical to me. Especially in this heat.

Shirley just wants to make sure Stewart doesn’t get a heat stroke. Or didn’t already have one…

Mini-golf, anyone?

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I’ve seen those bloomers in yards tending flower beds.

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Good morning Cleo phans!

Gonna be a bright sunshiny day here. (((((HuGz!)))))

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan.

Gonna be a bright, sunshiny, Hot as Hades day here!