Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 02, 2014

looks to me like he used hairspray instead of deodorant again. ill bet he will buy the roll on type next time.

Maybe if he pushes hard enough, a ‘thought’ might occur!

Donald knows he has to do something to increase his mental abilities, or continue to suffer humiliation at home. His wife constantly beats him at Scrabble & Jeopardy in front of guests, flaunts how she can complete the NY Times Crossword in INK before breakfast, and offers HIM unnecessary explanations of how to operate everyday items in their home…”Can you start the coffee maker, Dear? Just press the button that says,”ON”… same thing…every…blessed…MORNING!

Donald looks like he got a cramp.

Perhaps the exercises will help stretch his brain, so, like Alice, he can practice believing six impossible things before breakfast.

That really helps, if you live on Ballard Street.

Sorry I didn’t get here last night to wish you all a very

I stayed home…. and had a lovely time.

Donald sez:

Got distracted and forgot to say … thanks, Bev, for saving me some ham and greens.

I had some hot greens, and made myself a nice little ham sandwich. (Sorry, Ed.)

Twinkly lights…. er… what?

Laugh at him now, but you’ll be impressed when the Pentagon wants to use his brain waves to knock enemy satellites out of orbit.

I think he’s trying to “vogue”.

Unfortunately placed magnifying glass.

Good morning Dry

“There! That should keep it in there for another day!”

Ah told Donaold he had ta praktis his yogi coma suture on his back porch…. it scares teh occasional passers buy… not gud fer property values, rite SteL????++++++++++++Happy New years everone..>!!!!Ahm back buttonly fer tuday… on teh rode fur some yak marketing for teh TIKI….!!!

AT LEAST he is on the back porch.Doing it on the front porch is illegal in many states.

Ommm…(pretzels)Ommm…(pretzels)

Pretzel Logic

Hi DAZZ! I like your new avatar.

Puzzles are fun to do or figure out.

Since I stayed up unreasonably late last night (for me, anyway), I think I’ll try for an early bedtime tonight….G’night All!

Good night Dry

I’m toast…

Good Night BEV. Ships passing in the night.

I hope I sleep tonight. Sounds like the neighbours got a new TV for Christmas, with surround sound. They are watching a horror movie with lots of screaming. Ugh!

Or is that “Augh?”

Snow surf’s up, Dude!

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Good afternoon Balladeers and Tigressy!