Scooter sadly stopped skidding Sylvia threw out a sadistic although sapient sardonic salvo. “How scarce is a scintillating rejoinder when you need one”, thought Scooter with a scowl.
well, just stopping in for a quick one before I sign off work for the day and go home. Thanks, something tall, cold, refreshing and I still have to drive the evening commute so not tooooo much tequila.
Maybe Scooter’s on the right path….Looking for something else, I just happened to find this post on a forum page, somewhere out there…and I realised it sort of fits Scooter’s philosophy.
I Googled some of the words, and discovered that it’s posted all over the internet, with a few words changed here or there… but no attribution.
I like it:
Life should not be a journey to the grave, arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather a skid-in sideways ….beer in one hand, chocolate in the other, body thoroughly used up…screaming, “Whoohoo….what a ride !”
I can’t believe you brought that up to the Monkey!Do you WANT him to be racing around the Tiki, shaking, and screeching, and pelting us with banana peels… and… stuff…from the chandelier???
Downundergirl about 10 years ago
hehehehehee….Scooter makes skid marks…. one way or another!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 10 years ago
Scooter sadly stopped skidding Sylvia threw out a sadistic although sapient sardonic salvo. “How scarce is a scintillating rejoinder when you need one”, thought Scooter with a scowl.
Downundergirl about 10 years ago
well, just stopping in for a quick one before I sign off work for the day and go home. Thanks, something tall, cold, refreshing and I still have to drive the evening commute so not tooooo much tequila.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
Sylvia tries to make sure Scooter’s not on the skids….She doesn’t want him to end up on Skid Row…
And she also doesn’t want him to turn the front yard into a row of skids…
But he keeps on skidding, cos he thinks she’s kidding.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
Maybe Scooter’s on the right path….Looking for something else, I just happened to find this post on a forum page, somewhere out there…and I realised it sort of fits Scooter’s philosophy.
I Googled some of the words, and discovered that it’s posted all over the internet, with a few words changed here or there… but no attribution.
I like it:
Life should not be a journey to the grave, arriving safely in a well preserved body, but rather a skid-in sideways ….beer in one hand, chocolate in the other, body thoroughly used up…screaming, “Whoohoo….what a ride !”ladykat about 10 years ago
‘Morning, all. Barkeep, slide the Bailey’s over this way, I need some for my coffee.
Storm F-1/4 about 10 years ago
Wait till he gets worms. THEN you’ll see some skidding…..
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 10 years ago
hAppY hore hour at teh TIKI!!!!My Ties haff off!!!
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 10 years ago
oh, an yak ball sammiches at teh hor d’ovaries tabel
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
Bev! NO!!!!
I can’t believe you brought that up to the Monkey!Do you WANT him to be racing around the Tiki, shaking, and screeching, and pelting us with banana peels… and… stuff…from the chandelier???
Tigressy 3 months ago
I don’t like crucial evidence being held back.
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Dry and Dusty Premium Member 3 months ago
Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!