Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 21, 2015

I prefer a veranda, myself.

with a widdle umbwella pwease???

BevIs that what we are calling it? I’m calling it “Getting Rowdy With A Friend”Especially with you! LOL

Most of the porches in Ballard resolve to be shaky…

We had a spate of trouble a while back, then we called Mike Holmes in and the porches stayed put…….until now

Perry forgot that he had switched his cell phone to “vibrate”. Then he remembered he didn’t have cell phone.

Just woke up in a back booth….Came in after the farmer’s market too tired to post….

Been planting and doing yard work all week, besides the market starting…This coming week I should catch up on special orders at the bakery, and salon clients…Monkey, you definitely need a haircut.

Bev… I was going to leave the tomatoes you asked for on your porch…but after looking at all these strips..I think you’d better pick them up at my salon tomorrow.

G’night, all…..

My neighbor gave me some fresh garlic from his garden. I decided to leave it on the back porch for now.

Ever had one of those, “What the hell am i doing?”, moments?

Good morning all of you BS’rs. You guys are the best. Peace. :)

Thet “sHaky Rezolve” thet PerrYs ekspearyensin is teh NEW mournin drink at teh TIKI…(ah maidit mahsef)resa pee:haffa canna SuSun fresh ‘mater joose2 ounses of VeT’s Torpeedo Tinkshur (JiN)1 shotta TurdmUnkistaN TakiLLyaToo Shotsa 30 wait ‘sPresso1 sHotta bEV’s Purpul Litenin bRain bLeechAnna pinch o sTELs speshul “COWbeLL CaLFeen Crush” (hi oktane Bayley’s)Shakit up reel gud….strainit thru a yoosed mUnky sox…well…ya git teh point…(ho Lotta Shakin goin on)

teh Farmens rafyoosin ta miksit….

I have felt like that going to work……it was gas.

I like my resolve stirred……………………..

Music joke: the soundtrack for Perry’s departure is stuck on a suspension, sort of like a broken record.

Perry named his newel post Resolve?I think if I had a newel post I’d name it something monumental, like Monumental.

Well no wonder she can do this. She as in the movies once.The original actress in Attack of the 50ft Woman.She just towers over those puny houses.

Sure Monkey…. you know you can have a foot rub…and while you’re here…let’s just throw a load of those socks in the laundry…. k?

No, wait…. not here…let’s just take ’em to …um…. how about the self-serve carwash?

We’ll give ‘em a good hot soapy spray… and your feet, too, while we’re at it.And THEN we can wash ’em…. the socks…. at the… er… laundromat.

And after they’re done…we can bring them here and wash ’em again. And soak your feet….

That might do it…..

And Bev…. of course…the new XTI Moonlight Silver Glow is pretty…

BTW, I didn’t know he Fireman was an artist! That looks so real!

I hope he’s not ill, after what the Monkey brought in for him to shake up.

X … maybe he knew it was shaky, and wanted to bolster its confidence.

And Brian… funny, I was just given some fresh garlic too…I had NO idea it was so potent…I always thought dried a bit, the way we usually buy it, it would have a more concentrated flavor…But no… fresh it’ll knock your socks right off.

OH!! I should give some to the Monkey!

Nah…. he’ll just put it in a drink.I do not want to try a garlic banana mint julep.

Upside Down Girl!

Sorry I didn’t know sooner!

Hope you can read it from down there!

And you are NOT buying the drinks…You can stand a round on somebody else’s birthday….

Tonight, cos we didn’t know on the right day…we’re treating YOU!

Thanks, Bev…it’s gonna be hard to cut, though….

You wanna hold up the plates and catch the slices?