Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 09, 2015

Inflatables are even better.

Thomas’s pants resemble an abstract painting, And hard to figure out.

Well Thomas always was a forward thinking guy, besides after that debacle with the Mussmetere Twins, this is a far safer alternative.

Ooh Bev I love your new wardrobe! Can I borrow the yellow dress? I’m sure it would fit me. It’s a size * isn’t it?(darn censor)

The Mussmetere Twins are at it again. I think they spotted Thomas. Quick Thomas, into the Tiki, you can hide under the bar.

What’s that Thomas? Trust me, we can get you out if we have to, didn’t we get You Know Who out the other day?

Whoa…. she looks like she’s had a few good stiff drinks!

What’s that? She would?I can see that she would.

What do you mean, not cedar?Ply would?Who’s Ply? What kind of a name is that?

Yes, I can tell she’s flat…. that’s not very polite to bring up!

Gosh, somebody needs a hearing aid around here.

Wabbit…. I think Thomas is a charter member of the Men’s Origami Pants Society….They meet every Saturday at 9am sharp, Mountain Time…at the Ballard Senior Center and Oil Change…. corner of Ballard and Valley Sts.

A friendly bunch… their motto is “Welcome to the fold.”

Thomas will be visiting StelBel’s Wonderful World of Inflatables for his next “date”. Plastic is much warmer than cardboard, not to mention more pliable.

“Thats why they invented the Internet.”~H. Simpson

My kind of gal.

….an jus wtch out fer “splintrs” inyer woo….er, woodin splintrs

Still will never work….she will board him to death.After the doctors visit he finds out he has a case of termites.