Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 29, 2015

BevI beat you! Does that mean I’m paying?Shika Where are you?Sigh, Daks are on me, anybody here?

Roland has some hang over there…..he’s gonna be numb tonite!

You might not forget how to ride one,,,,but Roland never learned to ride one backward, thus………

Serves him right, the big showoff.

The riding is easy, its the landing that’s hard ; )

Roland Roland Roland….. RAWHIDE!

He used to bike with Roland, but Roland got jealous because he is too ….shall we say…bottom heavy to ride sideways, and Terry was always taunting him with it. Roland has been jealous of Terry since High School, when his date for the prom stood him up and went with Terry who had a shiny red..uh…well, Roland was green with envy and green doesn’t do his coloring any favors.

Roland and Terry are both practising for the upcoming Ballard Mini-Circus, Rodeo, and Car Wash to be held in the parking lot of Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt Church.They wanted to take their act on the road but are only allowed to ride on the grass and the sidewalk.

Yep….Roland…with his chekerd britchez….he be rollin…..rollin wiht his bitchez…. rollin on teh front lawn…of BS Rice and Fried Prawn..s’up..!!!

piss _ “peice OUT!!!”

Look at the panache with which Roland dials 911…

Roland’s about to hit the road. Look out for that….. never mind.

Roland does not like to see where he is going…..he wants to see where he has been.And the guy flipping off the bike to land…..he is doing it right…..those girls are all nurses on break…..if he is dumb enough to do this then he’s a good catch……excellent insurance prospect.

Two donations today.Totaling $45.Cool!

Zzzzzzzzzzz….snick!Did someone mention my name? Can’t a gal get some sleep around here?

Roland! Roland! Roland down the hillside!

All these adventuresome bikers make me dizzy. I think I will go lie down…

Bev…. How about a shot of brandy to steady your nerves?

Or a nice fresh banana dak… that works for me.