Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 09, 2016

FINALLY!

The Camera Club found that they could all make a little extortion money by taking pictures of each other.

The Bellamy twins were blackballed from the Camera Club for such antics. Said antics came back to bite them in the butt however. The now both have 2/200 eyesight.

Marcia got a good photo of Carl through his bathroom window and now she is thinking what she will do with the extortion money.

Sorry if the above offends our more delicate readers, but this is what happens when I’m here all alone in the middle of the night.

Don’t worry, Rose, I’m here!

OK, OK…. so maybe that’s not quite as unworrying as I’d like to think…. sigh….

Want something to be offended about? How about this?“Well first he’s got to focus.” “Both of us?”

When I was about 4, we had some cows get out of a pen down the road. I got up one morning and put on my Davey Crockett suit and opened the front door. A cow was standing there staring at me!! Woke them up. Momma, Daddy, Momma Daddy!!! There’s cows in the front yard!!! We later chased them back to the pen. For several years, I would flush the toilet just before bed and imagine a cow staring in the window at me. Ran like hell to the bed. Good times.

I’m not sure it is a club. It looks more like a clique.

Thanks, Liverlips…

All I did was stop using the youth serum.

Superfrog… groan….

I dunno… do you think they should shutter down?

Are they taking pictures of each other’s apertures?

Carl sat in something.

Now that they have something on everyone else on Ballard Street…

HappyYou did it! You out-surpassed your self with the bunny camera!

What they need is a good camera, like this Cannon here. Good for big shots.

Carl’s camera club can’t keep clicking closely ’cos close clicking causes quirky, creepy camera clubs.

Trouble ain’t pretty in a camera club.

Shika…. that’s the only type of camera that takes large bore pictures. Useful if you have any really boring friends.

Gosh, Bev…thanks!