Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 11, 2016

He had heavy duty springs installed ; )

Jeffrey’s digestion is permanently in Park.

I feel your pain, Murray.

I’ve had indigestion all day….not fun and I hate it, My stomach hates me too.

He may have a tough time peddling his cure.

It seems to work jump starting the contents of his pockets, also.

O.K. The ole Captain here, has a couple of remedies, non-alcoholic ( surprise, surprise !! ) for those of you with the cobbleywobs or acidic stomachs.

All time best – even for mild food poisoning – is a tea made from dried ( or fresh if you’re into that ) oregano ! Simply boil the water, pour it over about a small handful ( a couple of tablespoons worth ) of oregano, let it steep for a few minutes, strain and drink.

The second is Anise Tea, which you can either purchase in tea bag form ( Hornemann’s Tea brand ) or make it yourself – same way as with oregano, only less anise ( about a tablespoon’s worth ).

No need to ride you bike down those stairs, anymore.

Looks to me like that increases impaction.It definitely will not help the pain of roids.Side note.Looks like Ziggy Stardust got to the stars first.RIP Mr. Bowie.

It does wonders for the pancreas, too.

Which one is Murray?

I can’t stomach watching Murray’s movements, er, moving on a bike. I think my digestion just stopped. My brain too.

Good Night Ballard Ears.